So this is what I sound like

Standard

When my daughter plays with her dolls, I get a chance to see what I sound like every day

From the other room I hear:

We do not hit our brother

I know he hurt your feelings when he said that but you need to use your words, we don’t be viowent

Well you need to say sorry if you do it again you go in time out

Humming and general chit chat

HEY! I said we do not hit our brother, were you listening?

Ok time out

You have to stay or it doesn’t count

Okay you can get up now, go say 3 nice things to your brother

talking to another which I assume is brother baby:
Now say 3 nice things to your sister for hurting her feelings

That doesn’t count, that’s not nice

Okay

Quiet for a couple minutes

THAT’S IT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY WE DO NOT BE VIOWENT, YOU GET IN TIME OUT AND DON’T YOU DARE HIT YOUR BROTHER AGAIN

YOU HEAR ME!!!

GEESH STOP ANTAGING HER, NO BE QUIET!!!

UHHHHHH BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!

5,4,3,2

Advertisements

4 responses »

  1. Hahahaha this is awesome. I love the freak out at the end. That’s me by about 9 o’clock in the morning lol. Whenever I make my 2 year old mad, he now says to me “wanna go to your room?” Cause I’m always saying “do you wanna go to your room?!”

I would love to hear from you...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s