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Dad vs Mom

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I have to admit, I love all the jokes on the internet about how mom works harder than dad, They almost always make me giggle, that’s probably because they are fairly accurate and if I don’t laugh I may do something harmful to the man who fathered my munchkins.  I really can’t get enough of them. I mean seriously it does seem like Mommies get the raw end of the deal sometimes am I right?
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This post is going to be a little different than the one’s about how being a mom is harder and such, because this one is going to tell you why being a mom is so awesome, just gotta stick with me, I’ll get to it I promise

Lets start with the fact that if you are a stay at home mom, you spend pretty much all day everyday with your children and when Daddy finally does get home from work, you look a lot like this:
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And who needs a break?  By the looks of this it must be Daddy right, so Daddy tends to look like this:
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May you have one of those super awesome husbands who will watch the baby for a little while when he gets home so you can maybe use the bathroom alone or eat something for the first time all day
We are so tired and over-stressed that we appreciate it even if it looks a little like this
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But beware, just because Daddy says he will look after the kids doesn’t mean the kids will actually agree to this!
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And if Daddy needs to get something for one of the kids, like say a cup he will probably have to come get you to find out where you actually store the cups, even though you have lived in the same house for years and the cups have always been in the same cupboard
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Mom’s are usually responsible for getting up with their children in the middle of the night too
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Although I have heard some Daddy’s actually do this too
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You also need to know that mom’s are not allowed to get sick….EVER!
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Daddy’s on the other hand are allowed and when they do, you must make sure to take very good care of them, even if you are also sick at the time, just refer to the last rule okay
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You see while Daddy’s get sick days, a paycheck and paid vacation, Mom’s are not so fortunate
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Lets say that Daddy finally plans a vacation, don’t get your hopes up too much, I know you want to relax and all, You are probably sitting there right now picturing yourself on a beautiful beach, margarita in one hand, book in the other, but it’s not going to happen sister, Daddy’s vacation may work out like that
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But face it, Yours will be much more like this:

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As promised though I am about to reveal why it is so awesome to be the mommy!
You know those times when you are doing something questionable like feeding your kids ice cream for dinner, or speeding, or cussing at the car in front of you at a stop sign or on the highway, and you say to your kids “Don’t tell Dad” and they don’t
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Well Guess what happens when Dad does something like that and tells them not to tell mom
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And that my friend is why being a Mom is so Awesome!
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