A couple months ago I was getting C ready for bed and she wasn’t happy about it, but then again she never really is, this night was particularly bad and she started throwing a huge fit over eating her gummy vitamins, so I told her we wouldn’t have time to read a book if she kept it up and she shouts at me extremely loud “YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!”
Wait what? You are 4? I already ruined your life? I thought I had so much more time before I ruined your life, and honestly I thought it would be a lot more fun, and wasn’t I suppose to ruin your brothers life first, I mean he’s older, Oh well guess I got it out of the way earlier, no need to stress about it anymore
While I was processing this information she shrieks “I haaaaaaaaaate you!
and I made the fatal mistake of giggling, that is when I felt a gummy vitamin ping off of my forehead
Gosh I love her and on this particular night I would have loved her ASLEEP like ASAP
Domesticated Breakdown 